A webcomic of yuks, laffs,
and failing that sexual crudeness

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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Friday, August 31, 2012

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Star Fighter Bweep Boom Fwaang

http://starfightercomic.com/chapter_01_page.php?page=Chapter_01_Page_11.jpg
zip zam hnng
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what does Cain even do? Abel looks cool again. I mean the ships seem to fire straight, so is he just a trigger puller?
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oh it looks like he's flying now!
http://starfightercomic.com/chapter_01_page.php?page=Chapter_01_Page_14.jpg
wait or they need the navigator to fly? Oh well, this obvioulsy was a mistake but I'll keep on with it.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Star Fighter 8 & 9 & 10

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I will admit that I think Abel is drawn really well in that fourth panel.
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Okay some real complaints, How do you leave someone behind in this situation? The "don't cry" moment obliterates whatever sympathy you might have bad for Abel when he was looking determined. How much more cliche could it get? "I'll show you something nice" ... oh.
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Not much to get mad about here, still don't know why they all need navigators in the ship, the whole thing ought to be called StarfighterS, :( I hope someone makes a really bad web comic this week.

Star Fighter Whatever

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Cain with that same stupid look on his face obviously lives for this shit (well this shit and sexual assault). Abel desperately tries to inform him what color team they're on ... as if that's something they'd tell you right before your first mission. Eventually these will pick up, I swear!

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Star Fighter #6

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Here we get to see everyone scrambling to deal with an attack! Cain and Abel put their sexual assault on hold to protect the station! Cain's face in that third panel really cracks me up, I'd almost think it was an internet meme joke if this wasn't such a serious page. I'll have to start doing a few of this per post, there's not much to say doing it page by page, but I don't have the time! Sorry.

Attribution

Adaptions of other comics probably fall under parody or something, or maybe the guys who make them could not be total fucking dicks.