An experiment

Going back to an argument you probably lost, or couldn't properly close the deal on, by writing a webcomic where you destroy a poor simp in public, is probably the most horrendous thing possible. I converted this awful comic into an IRC log and forum post because there's really nothing funny to be wringed out of it. It's just sort of depressing to see a guy who we have to assume loves what he does, does what he wants, and can make a living off of it making something so petty. Beyond that, it's dated and not really even about anything anyone cares about.

As an IRC log

DUMMY DUMB DUMB:Idiocracy is so true.
RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS:I know, right? It used to be that the intelligent upper classes had more children. Sadly, the recent reversal of this trend has dragged IQ scores and average education steadily downward.
DUMMY DUMB DUMB:Depressing, huh?
RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS:Yeah, except everything I just said was wrong.
DUMMY DUMB DUMB:Huh?
RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS:Wrong. False. The opposite of True.
RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS:You're like the religious zealots who are burdened by their superiority with the sad duty of decrying the obvious moral decay of each new generation, and you're just as wrong.
DUMMY DUMB DUMB:But look at how popular--
RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS:More harm has been done by people panicked over societal decline than societal decline ever did.
DUMMY DUMB DUMBLook -- all we need is a program that limits breeding to --
RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS quit (New theory: stupid people reproduce more because the alternative is sleeping with you.)
OMGWTFPWNDGUY: lol

As a forum post:

DUMMY DUMB DUMB WROTE:
Idiocracy is so true.

RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS WROTE:
I know, right? It used to be that the intelligent upper classes had more children. 
Sadly, the recent reversal of this trend has dragged
 IQ scores and average education steadily downward

DUMMY DUMB DUMB WROTE:
Depressing, huh?

RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS WROTE:
Yeah, except everything I just said was wrong.

DUMMY DUMB DUMB WROTE:
Huh?

RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS WROTE:
Wrong. False. The opposite of True.
You're like the religious zealots who are burdened by their superiority with the 
sad duty of decrying the obvious moral decay of each new generation,
 and you're just as wrong.

DUMMY DUMB DUMB WROTE:
But look at how popular--

RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS WROTE:
More harm has been done by  people panicked over societal decline than societal decline ever did.

DUMMY DUMB DUMB WROTE:
Look -- all we need is a program that limits breeding to --

RANDALL THE FUCKING GENIUS WROTE:
New theory: stupid people reproduce more because the alternative is sleeping with you.