A webcomic of yuks, laffs,
and failing that sexual crudeness

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Friday, August 31, 2012

This could have just been a fucking tweet.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Star Fighter Bweep Boom Fwaang

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zip zam hnng
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what does Cain even do? Abel looks cool again. I mean the ships seem to fire straight, so is he just a trigger puller?
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oh it looks like he's flying now!
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wait or they need the navigator to fly? Oh well, this obvioulsy was a mistake but I'll keep on with it.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Star Fighter 8 & 9 & 10

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I will admit that I think Abel is drawn really well in that fourth panel.
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Okay some real complaints, How do you leave someone behind in this situation? The "don't cry" moment obliterates whatever sympathy you might have bad for Abel when he was looking determined. How much more cliche could it get? "I'll show you something nice" ... oh.
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Not much to get mad about here, still don't know why they all need navigators in the ship, the whole thing ought to be called StarfighterS, :( I hope someone makes a really bad web comic this week.

Star Fighter Whatever

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Cain with that same stupid look on his face obviously lives for this shit (well this shit and sexual assault). Abel desperately tries to inform him what color team they're on ... as if that's something they'd tell you right before your first mission. Eventually these will pick up, I swear!

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Star Fighter #6

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Here we get to see everyone scrambling to deal with an attack! Cain and Abel put their sexual assault on hold to protect the station! Cain's face in that third panel really cracks me up, I'd almost think it was an internet meme joke if this wasn't such a serious page. I'll have to start doing a few of this per post, there's not much to say doing it page by page, but I don't have the time! Sorry.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Star Fighter Cinco

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So Abel seems pretty upset about the scar, but he's not putting pressure or an anti-biotic on it, so I'm already confused. The rest of this comic develops into what I think is a very subtle criticism of video game violence. Naturally it would take a psychotic strong man to move a cursor over little ships in space and shoot them.

Also I guess assault and sexual abuse is nice, so he'd just throw him out the air lock for not spreading his ass cheeks if he was in a bad mood? Oh then there is a Red Alert! Maybe the comic was predicting my momentous 100th post!?

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Star Fighter #4

You really can't fault the last page for not getting us ready for this upcoming page.
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At this point I'm guessing this is the space equivalent of the Navy or something, hate to have another guy roll up on your bitch!  Well I guess if you like it you shoulda put a permanent scar on it, not a ring. Do they use some space technology to scan the bite and identify Cain off dental records?

I'd almost like to put this author's negative tweets about Chris Brown (which I'm sure are out there) next to this comic, just to contrast it. I guess I should note that fantasizing and writing fan fiction about abusive relationships is probably better than actually abusing your IRL co-pilot. Remember kids, never hit your co-pilot in life even if he is a stupid bitch. Be excellent to your co-pilot!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Star Fighter Page #2

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So he's following Cain and they're rooming together! I guess that's how the military here does things, lots of cute two person barracks.
BONUS PAGE:
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"You're my bitch now!"
"N-N-N-N-NANI KA (-_-;)"
This is probably the most striking thing, there's so little establishment and then a lame line like this is thrown right in your face. But, soon you'll be wishing it stayed like it was.

Attribution

Adaptions of other comics probably fall under parody or something, or maybe the guys who make them could not be total fucking dicks.