A webcomic of yuks, laffs,
and failing that sexual crudeness


Friday, December 7, 2012

Worst third panel ever

original comic
Sorry I don't do this blog anymore, but seeing Gabe basically drawing an ahegao face brought me back temporarily. She looks more like Gene Simmons than I wanted.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Different Girl Old Comic

This is scheduled for a random time in the future, hopefully you deserve it.

Monday, September 17, 2012


original comic
Luckily for you I can't find a good explanation of hot-glue. Search more at your own peril.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Political Post

Change the clothing and sign to suit your favorite right wing zealots!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Yuk Again

original comic

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

An experiment

It's obvious that my Yaoiboy Bebop reviews sucked and I didn't like it, so I burnt out. Now I am going to take comics where nerds cry about sports and edit it so they're crying about something else, like homosexuality. The idea here is to prove that a nerd dislikes sports for no better reasons than a bigot dislikes cock sucking.
He just has a health interest in man chowder! Don't be so judgmental you are half robot.
original comic

Friday, August 31, 2012

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Star Fighter Bweep Boom Fwaang

zip zam hnng
what does Cain even do? Abel looks cool again. I mean the ships seem to fire straight, so is he just a trigger puller?
oh it looks like he's flying now!
wait or they need the navigator to fly? Oh well, this obvioulsy was a mistake but I'll keep on with it.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Star Fighter 8 & 9 & 10

I will admit that I think Abel is drawn really well in that fourth panel.
Okay some real complaints, How do you leave someone behind in this situation? The "don't cry" moment obliterates whatever sympathy you might have bad for Abel when he was looking determined. How much more cliche could it get? "I'll show you something nice" ... oh.
Not much to get mad about here, still don't know why they all need navigators in the ship, the whole thing ought to be called StarfighterS, :( I hope someone makes a really bad web comic this week.

Star Fighter Whatever

Cain with that same stupid look on his face obviously lives for this shit (well this shit and sexual assault). Abel desperately tries to inform him what color team they're on ... as if that's something they'd tell you right before your first mission. Eventually these will pick up, I swear!

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Star Fighter #6

Here we get to see everyone scrambling to deal with an attack! Cain and Abel put their sexual assault on hold to protect the station! Cain's face in that third panel really cracks me up, I'd almost think it was an internet meme joke if this wasn't such a serious page. I'll have to start doing a few of this per post, there's not much to say doing it page by page, but I don't have the time! Sorry.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Star Fighter Cinco

So Abel seems pretty upset about the scar, but he's not putting pressure or an anti-biotic on it, so I'm already confused. The rest of this comic develops into what I think is a very subtle criticism of video game violence. Naturally it would take a psychotic strong man to move a cursor over little ships in space and shoot them.

Also I guess assault and sexual abuse is nice, so he'd just throw him out the air lock for not spreading his ass cheeks if he was in a bad mood? Oh then there is a Red Alert! Maybe the comic was predicting my momentous 100th post!?

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Star Fighter #4

You really can't fault the last page for not getting us ready for this upcoming page.
At this point I'm guessing this is the space equivalent of the Navy or something, hate to have another guy roll up on your bitch!  Well I guess if you like it you shoulda put a permanent scar on it, not a ring. Do they use some space technology to scan the bite and identify Cain off dental records?

I'd almost like to put this author's negative tweets about Chris Brown (which I'm sure are out there) next to this comic, just to contrast it. I guess I should note that fantasizing and writing fan fiction about abusive relationships is probably better than actually abusing your IRL co-pilot. Remember kids, never hit your co-pilot in life even if he is a stupid bitch. Be excellent to your co-pilot!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Star Fighter Page #2

So he's following Cain and they're rooming together! I guess that's how the military here does things, lots of cute two person barracks.
"You're my bitch now!"
"N-N-N-N-NANI KA (-_-;)"
This is probably the most striking thing, there's so little establishment and then a lame line like this is thrown right in your face. But, soon you'll be wishing it stayed like it was.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Star Fighter Page #1

Star Fighter is a kind of amazing piece of work. I don't think I've seen anything get to rape faster than it, except maybe an actual rapist. Since I have nothing to talk about I'm going to go page by page and do an in-depth review of this amazing gay fiction.


This first page actually character exposition! You can pretty quickly see who is the top and who is the bottom. We learn they're going to be a fighter and navigator team and that they have really awful code names. Sigfried and Roy would have been my choice!

After a quick google I learned that (SPOILERS)Cain kills Abel (/SPOILERS), so I guess this might be more foreshadowing as to who is top and who is bottom. From here you might think that Abel would be pretty far away from Cain, but soon we'll see the truth!

A normal blog post

I haven't had a lot to bitch about lately. I went to Otakon lately and used all my will power to NOT talk to the Star Fighter writer. Luckily the Moon Over June author doesn't identify as writing "Yuri" so I'm not in jail right now. I've started up an anime blog over at http://no3dpd.blogspot.com/ if you want to check it out. In honor of it I'm going to comment on a pretty awful QC.
Basically the thing explained happens in an anime, there is a robot with a sweet roll arm. But the girl came up with the idea on her own and that's the joke! Nothing more! How awful! The worst part is probably few people even understood it, and even then it's a bad joke, just an anime reference. I mean there has to be some reason for people who don't watch Nichijou to laugh at the joke or it's not a joke at all.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

I really don't fucking know what to do with this blog anymore. Before things were horrible and shitty but at least they were exploitable. Now I've got 8 panels of people talking outside their space door and XKCD is just conversations between stick figures no doubt inspired by some fucking retarded IRC conquest. It's all horrible, it's horrible beyond the point of mockery. These web comics are some Lovecraftian shit. Maybe I'll take a drawing course at the community college.


Adaptions of other comics probably fall under parody or something, or maybe the guys who make them could not be total fucking dicks.